mentalNoise

Murag dugay-dugay na pud baya ko naka update sa akoang blog dah! Pasensya na sa mga gasubay-bay nianing blog (kun aduna man kahay gabasa), wa man pud ko’y angay madugang o masulti sa karong mga panahuna.

Basin ugma naa na … pero sa karon, mingaw gyud ning utok nako.

Sa English pa …

It’s been a while since I updated my blog. To all my readers (assuming there are even any), please forgive me since I have nothing interesting to write about as of the moment.

Perhaps tomorrow there might be something interesting to write about; but for now … SIGH!

Junior: Daddy, paliti ko ug sword…
Daddy:Uy! Lalaki kaayo ni akong anak dah! Sige, palitan tika.
(pagkagunit ni Junior sa sword)
Junior: Ako si Reyna Amihan! Humanda ka Pirena!

Sa English pa …
Junior: Dad, I want a sword!
Dad: My son is really a man! Ok son, I will get you one.
(after Junior gets his sword)
Junior: I am Queen Amihan! Prepare to die Pirena!

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Asawa: Langga, paliti ko’g bag-o nga bra beh!?
Bana: Saba diha! Kagagmay nimo’g tutoy mag bra pa gyud ka?
Asawa: Hala si Langga kalain! Ikaw gani halos walay oten magbrief man lagi ka?

Sa English pa …
Wife: Honey, would you buy me a new set of bra!?
Husband: Shut yer trap! Your breasts are so small, what do you need a bra for?
Wife: Why? You almost have no dick at all but you still wear a brief don’t you?

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Usa ka sundalong bag-o ra kauli gikan sa gubat.
Sundalo: Langga, kayata ko beh kay sakit akong lawas.
Asawa: Nabuang na! Unsay pagtuo nimo sa akong bilat … pain killer?

Sa English pa …
A soldier comes home after a gruesome battle.
Soldier: Honey, have sex with me because my body is aching so much.
Wife: Are you crazy? What do you think of my vagina … a pain killer?

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Anak: Nay, malakat ko sa plaza …
Nanay: Indi, damo to rapist!
Anak: Wala kaso, panty ko lata.
(paglabay ug usa ka oras)
Anak: Nay! Gi-rape ko!
Nanay: Gaga! Abi ko panty mo lata!?
Anak: Nay, may abridor sila …

Sa English pa …
Daughter: Mom, I’m going to go to the plaza …
Mom: No, there are a lot of rapists there!
Daughter: Don’t worry, my panty is made of cans.
(after 1 hour)
Daughter: Mom, I was raped!
Mom: I thought you said your panty was made of cans?
Daughter: Yeah, but they had can openers …

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Babae: Dok, akong tutoy kay nanggahi.
Dok: Pakit-a ko kay atong tan-awon.
Babae: Unsa diay akong sakit?
Dok: Imong sakit makatakod kay hasta akong oten nanggahi pud!

Sa English pa …
Girl: Doc, my breasts have gone hard.
Doc: Let me take a look at them so I can see what the problem is.
Girl: So Doc, what’s my illness?
Doc: I’m not sure, but I can say that it IS contagious … my dick has gone hard too!

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Mao ra kana ug daghang salamat sa gabasa ug gabilin ug komentaryo sa akoang blog.

Sa English pa…

For those of you who read my blog and leave comments may have noticed that your comments do not automatically appear in the “comments section”, don’t fret. I have chosen the option to moderate comments before they are published in my blog. This is just my way of evading the growing number of spam bots out there.

That’s all and thanks to all who read my blog and leave comments!