Tawa sad ginagmay!

2005.11.09

Junior: Daddy, paliti ko ug sword…
Daddy:Uy! Lalaki kaayo ni akong anak dah! Sige, palitan tika.
(pagkagunit ni Junior sa sword)
Junior: Ako si Reyna Amihan! Humanda ka Pirena!

Sa English pa …
Junior: Dad, I want a sword!
Dad: My son is really a man! Ok son, I will get you one.
(after Junior gets his sword)
Junior: I am Queen Amihan! Prepare to die Pirena!


Asawa: Langga, paliti ko’g bag-o nga bra beh!?
Bana: Saba diha! Kagagmay nimo’g tutoy mag bra pa gyud ka?
Asawa: Hala si Langga kalain! Ikaw gani halos walay oten magbrief man lagi ka?

Sa English pa …
Wife: Honey, would you buy me a new set of bra!?
Husband: Shut yer trap! Your breasts are so small, what do you need a bra for?
Wife: Why? You almost have no dick at all but you still wear a brief don’t you?


Usa ka sundalong bag-o ra kauli gikan sa gubat.
Sundalo: Langga, kayata ko beh kay sakit akong lawas.
Asawa: Nabuang na! Unsay pagtuo nimo sa akong bilat … pain killer?

Sa English pa …
A soldier comes home after a gruesome battle.
Soldier: Honey, have sex with me because my body is aching so much.
Wife: Are you crazy? What do you think of my vagina … a pain killer?


Anak: Nay, malakat ko sa plaza …
Nanay: Indi, damo to rapist!
Anak: Wala kaso, panty ko lata.
(paglabay ug usa ka oras)
Anak: Nay! Gi-rape ko!
Nanay: Gaga! Abi ko panty mo lata!?
Anak: Nay, may abridor sila …

Sa English pa …
Daughter: Mom, I’m going to go to the plaza …
Mom: No, there are a lot of rapists there!
Daughter: Don’t worry, my panty is made of cans.
(after 1 hour)
Daughter: Mom, I was raped!
Mom: I thought you said your panty was made of cans?
Daughter: Yeah, but they had can openers …


Babae: Dok, akong tutoy kay nanggahi.
Dok: Pakit-a ko kay atong tan-awon.
Babae: Unsa diay akong sakit?
Dok: Imong sakit makatakod kay hasta akong oten nanggahi pud!

Sa English pa …
Girl: Doc, my breasts have gone hard.
Doc: Let me take a look at them so I can see what the problem is.
Girl: So Doc, what’s my illness?
Doc: I’m not sure, but I can say that it IS contagious … my dick has gone hard too!

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