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Don’t get intimidated by the post title, which sounds like something out of a thriller movie, because it’s really just another non-sensical weekend post.

I don’t know if I should be flattered or annoyed. But just recently (a few months, actually), I have been getting attention. People are actually observing my every move. I suddenly feel like a f***ing celebrity. Man, this is really unexpected(?). Me, being worth everybody else’s attention is just so flattering. Now I know how them superstars feel like when their privacy is breached. But then again, I now have a perspective of how fickle the minds of these supposedly called ‘professionals’ are. Well, time to probably spread my wings and find a different nest. Anyone out there up for a rotten egg…err…bird to join theirs? Let me know.

Ahh…corporate settings are just the perfect place to become a celebrity. BTW, the image used can be found here and was poorly editted using Portable GIMP.

The number 3 seems to sum it all up, everything that I want to post in this entry anyway.

• I spent 3 days in a very fruitful seminar.
• I learned that Pacqiauo Paqiauo Pacman beat the crap out of ‘El Terrible’ and won in 3 rounds.
• I realized that it has been 3 months since…

The procedings of the seminar I attended is to remain a secret. Should you want to know more about it, let me know and I can sponsor for you in the next one. I’m also pretty sure that you’re all sick and tired of hearing raves about Pacqiauo Paqiauo Pacman so I will leave the media to, once again, overly glorify a lopsided match (I didn’t watch the fight nor the replay but I learned from my brother that it was a lousy match). And the ‘3 months since…’ bit is rather personal, so no expounding there - yet. Sorry.

That’s about it for this Monday morning.

Come to think of it, the seat number assigned to me in that fruitful seminar was…gasp…number 3.

Picture this, if you will. You’re in a village that has a reported rapist running around. You finally catch the sexual offender. What do you do?

LUCKNOW, India (AP) — A man in northern India will be publicly slapped 51 times as punishment after village elders found him guilty of raping a neighbor who is deaf and mute, a village chief said Friday.

Source: CNN.com

Will justice be served after 51 open hand slapping? I did not think so too. 5 ’slaps’ is all I need. Given, of course, that I can use a mallet and the recepient of the ’slaps’ is his prick. These beastial maniacs really tick me off. They ought to have their prick severed off.

And that’s today’s news for you. Mentalnoise reporting and logging off. Have a nice, beastial-maniac-sexual-offender free weekend y’all.

The victim doesn’t have that much LUCKNOW, does she? The irony of things are sometimes incomprehensible.